Internet Explorer users across the world have refused to abandon the aging web browser, claiming that they are “still loading” despite reports that the browser was retired years ago.
“It’s at 94%,” said one user, pointing confidently at a loading bar that had not moved since 2017. “Just give it another minute.”
“It told me to click here for more information,” explained one local resident “I clicked it in 2019. The page is still loading.”
Microsoft has urged users to switch to another browser, but reports indicate that for Internet Explorer users, the message has yet to load.
Adobe Flash has been ritualistically sacrificed to bring an end to the conflicts of 2020 and end the Covid-19 pandemic world. Adobe Flash, you will be missed, as you gave us hours of free fun, and now have given us our lives and freedom.
A computer engineer has begun loosing his grip on reality after attempting to insert a USB drive into the correct port three times, failing each time.
Experts say the USB drive has been inserted correctly on the fourth attempt, claiming USB ports are some kind of key to understanding quantum mechanics in computer science.
More research is being done into this phenomenon on the impossibility of inserting a USB correctly on the first try.
The battle between game developers who use WinRAR and 7Zip have not calmed down in recent days and is only getting worse by the minute.
The worst technological failure in human history continues to destroy world wide infrastructure and destabilize digital society as we know it. All humans are warned to revert back to pencil and paper until further notice.